Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho – Off to Pokey We Go!


This Friday Peter, Erik, Greg, Christian and Jay venture north for Jared Campbell and Ryan McDermott’s Pocatello 50. We’re excited!

Oddly, it’s quite rare that our schedules and race interests converge and we all end up at an event together.  When that does happen, it creates an opportunity to see an eclectic (and perhaps bizarre) assortment of pre-race routines and rituals. Each of us is competitive, and we want to perform at our best. And in an effort to do so, each of us has developed a pre-race routine that at least in our own minds, will contribute to a good day. Here’s a sample of what will be happening in advance of the 6:00 am start of the Pocatello 50.

Gentleman #1
  •      NEVER eat a pre-race dinner provided by a race
  •      A cup of coffee before bed for a good night’s sleep
  •      White shirt and hat if it is going to be sunny
  •      A light breakfast 90 minutes before the race

Gentleman #2
  •     Clip toe nails while drinking 1 beer
  •     Avoid dairy and acidic foods
  •     Crinkle race number and pin onto shorts before going to bed
  •     Lay out and inventory clothing for race day

Gentleman #3
  •     Poop before the race – low volume meal the night before
  •     Poop before the race – wake up 90-120 minutes before the race
  •     Poop before the race – several cups of coffee immediately after waking up
  •     Poop before the race – make colonic motility a reality through concentration and visualization

Gentleman #4

  •     Eat whatever sounds good for dinner (burger, pasta, curry) – followed by peanut M&M’s  
  •     Adhere Band-Aids on the nips and lubricate the more sensitive areas
  •     ONLY Darn Tough socks for the feet on race day
  •     Look at the race map in advance if there is time and motivation. Otherwise just show up!

Gentleman #5
  •     Don't change anything on race day, that said…
  •     Eat fish and rice the night before a race
  •    Eat a little yogurt and Grapenuts for breakfast + good coffee (espresso shots preferred)
  •     Arrive a few minutes early to see good friends that haven’t been seen since the last race

What pre-race routines, activities or talismans help you run better? Is there a preferred food, a special shirt, a certain song that you feel gives you an edge. For the first person to match the above routines to the correct person (Peter, Erik, Greg, Christian, Jay) – a $20.00 gift certificate to Salt Lake Running.

19 comments:

Camdog said...

1. Greg
2. Jay
3. Christian
4. Erik
5. Peter

Jay said...

Three out of five isn't too bad - but no cigar...

Anonymous said...

1. Christian
2. Jay
3. Peter
4. Eric
5. Greg

Jay said...

Whoa.... We're going backwards here. Only one right! Seems that folks have Erik's number as the guy that will eat anything and show up ready to run - but perhaps just not sure where he should be running...

JimM said...

1. Greg
2. Peter
3. Christian
4. Erik
5. Jay

Anny said...

1.Greg
2.Peter
3.Christian
4.Erik
5.Jay

Anny said...

Ha ha ha, I just realized JimM wrote the same thing. Oh well!

Jay said...

Jim - 2 out 5 correct. Relentless Forward Progress!!
Here's a clue. Jay has his toes professionally done. No clipping toe nails and drinking beer in a dingy motel room for him. While I hate to be judgmental (but I will), that is such a pedestrian thing to do... I'm bunking with the said toe nail clipper at Pokey and will be engaging in one of the other pre-race activities in an effort to ignore the clip, clip, clipping. I wonder if he leaves the clippings on the floor?? Eww!!

Erik said...

I've got a good idea of who # 4 and 5 are. But to help anyone else out, I'm guessing:
1. He who sweats a lot
2. The spreadsheet master
3. The fashion statement

JimM said...

1. Christain
2. Jay
3. Greg
4. Erik
5 Peter

Anonymous said...

Betsy says
Greg 1
Christian 2
Erik 3
Peter 4
Jay 5

Jay said...

Betsy - You got your husband right. Whew... Wouldn't want to get that one wrong!! That said, 3 are incorrect. Maybe Christian gives your lack of intimate knowledge about the rest of us a "whew" ...

JimM said...

Ne last try then I am taking my DNF

1. Greg
2. Christian
3. Jay
4. Erik
5. Peter

Anonymous said...

Rich B
1. Greg
2. Christian
3. Jay
4. Erik
5. Peter

Jay said...

Shazam!!!

Jim - you got it right!! Congrats on relentlessly pushing forward and not DNF'ing, even though the going was hard and inane. I'll be in touch to get you your prize!

Cheers - Erik, Peter, Christian, Greg & Jay

JimM said...

Jay and all of you good luck this Saturday I hoping that the names on the list will be the top five. It was fun playing name that ultra runner and I can honestly say I finally won an ultra......... related event.

Not to worried about the prize in fact if you have someone that could use the certificate as a raffle prize feel free to donate it otherwise I am sure I will see you at Emmas or out on the trail.

jun said...

Good luck guys. What an awesome report.
My pre-race traditions are: eat pizza the night before. Lay out all my clothes. Make my race number as small as possible. Oatmeal and power bar for breakfast. Lots and lots of sarcasm.

Chris Cawley said...

"Colonic motility"

jun said...

Congrats on the finish times everyone. From the looks of the results it appears the SLC crew made a strong showing! Nice job.